Valentine's Day pick-up lines
In case you've forgotten, it's Valentine's Day this Sunday.
So if your plan is to watch a movie, eat some ice cream, and swipe your way through Tinder, you've come to the right place.
Here are 20 cheesy pick-up lines to use this Valentine's Day:
1. Your name must be Coca Cola, because you’re soda-licious.
2. Yogurt. Cereal. Soup. *Name*. These are all things I want to spoon.
3. Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes for the genie?
4. Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.
5. Do you like Harry Potter? Because I adumbledore you.
6. What’s a smart, attractive man/woman like myself doing without your phone number?
7. Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you’ve got, 'fine,' written all over you.
8. Do you work at a coffee shop? Because I like you a latte.
9. Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
10. Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!
Just when you thought it couldn't get any cheesier... it does
11. If I had to rate you from 1 to 10, I’d rate you as a 9 because I’m the 1 you’re missing.
12. Is your body from McDonald’s? 'Cause I’m lovin’ it!
13. Me without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.
14. Let me guess; your middle name is Gillette, right? Because you're the best a man can get!
15. Forget about Spiderman, Superman and Batman. I’ll be your man.
16. Are you a campfire? 'Cause you're hot and I want S'more.
17. Do you like cats? Because I'd like you to take meowt for Valentine's Day.
18. Happy Valentine's Daaaaaaaayum.
19. I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
20. If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine!