Then again it is also adopt a rescued rabbit month and marijuana awareness month (is that not a contradiction in terms?!)
Today we were talking flirting techniques and, it was unavoidable, the cheesy pick up line was mentioned and there were some absolute beauts.
“Your name must be Jacob’s ’cause you’re a cracker!”
“Are you a car because you’ve got fine written all over you?”
“If you were a snot I’d pick you.”
“You must be Jamacian because you Jamacian me crazy!”
And my personal favourite and a true story: Guy walks up to one listener in a bar and say that he has a magic watch and it’s telling him that she’s not wearing any underwear. Listener corrects him and says that she does, in fact, have her undergarments. Guys says, “Oh it must be running an hour fast.” SHEER KLASS AND UTTER BRILLIANCE. Very easy to please.
Just a small sample of the copious cheesy chat up lines sent in by the good people of the South West. It is the lead up to Valentine’s so if you have any other gems leave a comment or e-mail spintalk@spinsouthwest.com
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